What do you do when you're not in college anymore, you're called old because you don't ever go out anymore, therefore, you decide to go out to prove them all wrong?!?!
Besides doing all of the above prior to going out to Jose's for $3 margs, karaoke, and mexican food, I'd like to share a tidbit of Chris and my "getting ready to go out after not going out for over a couple of months" procedure. <--I know, so pathetic.
I get home and find Chris on the couch watching old James Bond movies.
Me: "Get up and get dressed we are going out!"
(it really has been that long)
Me: "Really, even if we have to take money out of the savings account, WE. ARE. GOING. They called us the 'old married couple.'"
Me: "Should I get a shower?! Do I stink? Should I shower, Chris? Come smell me! I feel like I should shower!"
Chris: *comes over and smells me (true love)* "No, you're fine dog."
Me: "Where are you going?!"
Chris: "To shower..."
Chris: "Where are my tan shorts?! Why can't I ever find my tan shorts when I need them?! What did you do with them?"
Me: "I don't know where they are. I know where they aren't...in the laundry because you forbid me from doing any of your laundry."
Chris: *utter relief and triumph* "Don't worry I found them."
Me: "You better not outdress me or I will be mad. Especially since you told me not to shower and wear what I wore to work."
Chris: *grabs water out of the fridge* "We gotta hydrate lil' guy! Get yourself a water!"
Chris: "What time are we meeting everyone?"
Chris: "Okay, how long are we planning on staying out?"
Me: "About an hour and a half to two hours."
Chris: "Okay, good."
How do you prepare to go out?